maxterbate:

maxterbate:

Why dont you guys want Yahoo to buy Tumblr?

Free chocolate milk for everyone

imagei have just been informed on this

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KRUSTY KRAB UNFAIR

(Source: swarnpert)




MISTER KRABS IS IN THERE

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STANDING AT THE CONCESSION

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PLOTTING HIS OPPRESSION

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edgebug:

tricksterer:

my ex is still logged into twitter on my phone
i could be cliche and tweet ‘I’m a DOUCHEEE lol’

no


instead

every few days i will tweet something he would totally say

but he will never remember tweeting it

slowly the slightly out of place tweets will drive him insane


victory

you are satan